A Titanic Misunderstanding
A customer comes out of his theatre ranting and raving.
Customer: “The images in the movie keep flying out at me!”
I see that he has 3D glasses in his hand.
Me: “Yes, sir, the movie is in 3D. That’s what happens.”
Customer: “No one told me that! Give me a refund!”
Me: “Sir, the movie is called Titanic 3D. The re-release of the movie is purely based on it now being a 3D movie. The glasses in your hand should have been an indicator.”
Customer: “No one told me, though! This 3D thing is annoying! Life isn’t in 3D so the movies shouldn’t be either!”
I chose not to argue and gave him his refund.