A Tiny Misunderstanding
(I’m sitting on the couch looking things up on the computer, while he’s in the kitchen filling up the water pitcher.)
Me: “Wow, Chinese soldiers go through really hardcore training.”
Him: “What? That doesn’t make any sense.”
Me: “What part of it doesn’t make sense? Chinese soldiers go through hardcore training, like exercises in the snow and dumping snow on themselves.”
Him: “What does that mean? What are tiny soldiers?!”
Me: “CHINESE SOLDIERS!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?