A Thoughtless Boyfriend

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed in a hotel while we are trying to figure out what to do with our free time before dinner.)

Boyfriend: “So, I was thinking…”

(He lapses into a long silence and then yawns. I wait for him to continue but he stares off into space as if he never started speaking.)

Me: “You’re mind is so very interesting.”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “You said ‘So, I was thinking…’ and then never finished your thought.”

Boyfriend: “Oh! Yeah! I was thinking that…”

(He gets distracted by the sounds of people walking by. I try to get him to verbalize his idea but after 15 minutes I still haven’t heard what it is. I’m getting frustrated.)

Me: “Jeez! Let’s just go get an early dinner! I don’t care about your idea anymore!”

Boyfriend: “Hey! That was my idea!”