A Thick Slice Of Bribery

| Working | January 23, 2015

(My shift is about to end when my manager comes up.)

Manager: “Hey, do you want to stay till close.”

Me: “No.”

Manager: “C’mon.”

Me: “No.”

Manager: “I’ll pay you extra.”

Me: “No.”

Manager: “I’ll buy you some pizza.”

Me: “No… Wait, what kind?”

Manager: “[Popular local chain].”

Me: “D*** it! All right.”

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