A Tall Drink Is A Tall Order

(We are on a company event with clients and have several bowling lanes, with drink service and snacks. I am pregnant at the time…)

Me: “Can I have a soda, please?”

Server: “Hmmm, we don’t have sodas; we only have drinks.” *he’s referring to alcoholic drinks*

Me: “Really? Do you have Cuba Libre? Well, I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.”

Server: “Oh… so… Okay, I get it. Sorry.”