A Tale Of Two Cities

| Right | December 29, 2015

(I am delivering to an address which seemed like it was out of our range. I get to the business and go upstairs. A lady helps me to the unmarked room of the woman who has ordered. I knock on the door…)

Woman: “Oh! You’re here. I didn’t even get a phone call. You know, the new guy you have there doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

Me: “Oh?”

Woman: “He said I was in a different city.”

(Since she was out of our range, he recommended that she call the store that was in range. It happened to technically be in a different city.)

Me: “Well, I believe this store is a little out of our range.”

Woman: “Well, you figured out how to get here. It wasn’t that far, was it?”

(She digs around in her purse… babbling on as she does so.)

Me: “That will be $6.11.”

(She’s holding on to $7.00, but still wants to find the coins. She finds a quarter and starts handing me the money. She then realizes her “error” and takes back a dollar leaving me a whopping 14-cent tip!)

Me: “Would you like change for that?” *okay, so I had to be a bit of an a**-hole*

Woman: “No, you can keep it.”

(I’m gonna put the 14 cents in my piggy bank and someday I may be able to afford a gumball…)

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