A Tainted Conversation About The Taint
(I am eight months pregnant with our first child. We are having a conversation before bed.)
Me: “Well, they do say those perianal massages are very important before delivery!”
Husband: “What, a massage you get every year?”
Me: “No! Not perennial like flowers, Peri-anal!”
Husband: “Peri-anal?”
Me: “You know, as in perineum?”
Husband: “This conversation is tainted.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
