A Tainted Conversation About The Taint

| Romantic | May 2, 2013

(I am eight months pregnant with our first child. We are having a conversation before bed.)

Me: “Well, they do say those perianal massages are very important before delivery!”

Husband: “What, a massage you get every year?”

Me: “No! Not perennial like flowers, Peri-anal!”

Husband: “Peri-anal?”

Me: “You know, as in perineum?”

Husband: “This conversation is tainted.”

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