A Sweet Twist

Canada, Family & Kids, Funny Kids, Funny Stories, Inspirational, Ontario, Rude & Risque, School, Wordplay | Hopeless | January 25, 2017

(A lot of my relatives are not very well off financially, and neither are a lot of people in the neighbourhoods they live in. This happens when one of my little cousins is in kindergarten.)

Teacher: “And what do you want to be when you grow up, [Cousin]?”

Cousin: “A sugar daddy!”

Teacher: “A what?! Oh… Uh… And… why do you want to be that?”

Cousin: “Because there’s a lot of poor kids whose parents can’t buy them any candy, so when I grow up, I’ll get rich, and then I’ll buy candy for all the poor kids.”

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