A Sub-Standard Lesson, Part 2

(My biology teacher is out, so we have a substitute who doesn’t speak to us the entire period. It isn’t until about twenty minutes into class when she finally speaks to us.)

Sub: “So, I have to leave y’all. I’m supposed to be teaching another class right now.”

(The entire class stares, confused.)

Sub: “I’ll leave a good note. Good bye.” *leaves classroom*

(After about five minutes, we realize she really isn’t coming back.)

Me: “So, anyone want to go get slushies?”