A Stormy Relationship

(My boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. I live in Michigan and he is in Mississippi, so we text quite frequently.)

Me: “Starting to rain. Looks like a big thunderstorm coming.”

Boyfriend: “Stormed here during the night. I sent it your way.”

Me: “You know, most guys send their girl flowers or candy.”

Boyfriend: “I guess I’m just a practical kind of guy.”