A Sticky Proposition
Me: “Would you like mayonnaise on your croquette?”
Customer: “Yes, please… but not on the croquette itself. Do you have a cup or something?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh, well… just put it in my hand, then.”
Me: “… Mayonnaise?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: ‘… in your hand?”
Customer: “Yes, yes!”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Customer: Yes!”
Me: *fills the customer’s hand with mayonnaise*
Customer: “Thank you!” *smiles and leaves*
Me: *to my manager* “I need a break.”
