A Sticky Problem
Caller: “I have been asked to send in documents to get this loan. I want to know if I can have it or not.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll go and find out for you…”
(I pull up the caller’s account and look at the documents he sent in: the passport was hand-drawn. It even had a stick man where the photo should be.)
Me: “Sir your loan has been rejected due to your documents being… uh… tampered with.”
Caller: *hangs up*