A Sticky Problem

Caller: “I have been asked to send in documents to get this loan. I want to know if I can have it or not.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll go and find out for you…”

(I pull up the caller’s account and look at the documents he sent in: the passport was hand-drawn. It even had a stick man where the photo should be.)

Me: “Sir your loan has been rejected due to your documents being… uh… tampered with.”

Caller: *hangs up*

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