A Staple Part Of The Lesson

(My economics teacher was fun and laidback. One day, he got a memo from the administration and asked the class about it.)

Teacher: “I got this memo that I should watch out for students stapling themselves. Do you guys know about this? Are kids stapling themselves?”

Class: *laughing, shaking heads* “No. We haven’t seen that.”

Teacher: “Okay, well, nobody staple themselves. That’s a rule now.”

(The teacher in the classroom next door turns on a video and a musical intro starts playing VERY loudly.)

Teacher: It sounds like they’re watching Little House on the Prairie. ‘In this episode, Laura staples herself.’”