A Sprinkling Of Common Sense

I’m a woman working in the outdoor department.

Customer: “Where are the sprinklers?”

Me: “What kind?”

Customer: *Sarcastic.* “The kind that sprays water, but I wouldn’t expect a pretty thing like you to know all that.”

Me: “I meant the kind that goes underground or the kind that attaches to a hose, but I wouldn’t expect a pretty thing like you to know all that.”

Customer: *Turning red.* “Oh… the hose kind.”