A Spot Of True Love
(My boyfriend freaks out and whines over every little zit, ingrown hair, etc. He just found a zit on his thigh.)
Me: “I would gladly take your zit for you.”
Boyfriend: “I would give it to you in two seconds, if I could.”
Me: “And that is true love, right there.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?