A Split-up Headache

| Romantic | April 16, 2012

(My boyfriend has hit his head and asks me to look at it.)

Me: “It looks fine. Are you dizzy or nauseous?”

Boyfriend: “No, but I might have to poop.”

Me: “That’s totally unrelated.”

Boyfriend: “I’m just trying to tell you all of my symptoms. Also, I love you.”

Me: “You love me because you smashed your head?”

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