A Sour Slice Of Reality

, , , , | Right | August 19, 2020

A drive-thru customer begins by ordering a burger.

Me: “And for your drink, sir?”

Customer: “I’ll have an unsweetened tea with lemon on the side.”

Me: “How many lemon packets would you like?”

Customer: “I said lemon. I want lemon slices on the side.”

Me: “I’m sorry, we only carry lemon juice packets on the side, not lemon slices.”

Customer: “I don’t want any of that.”

Me: “Okay, how else can I help you?”

Customer: “[Fast Food Restaurant #1] has lemon slices.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “[Fast Food Restaurant #2] has lemon slices.”

Me: “Well, we don’t. Are you ordering anything else?”

Customer: “I’m going [Fast Food Restaurant #1].”

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