A Sore Subject

(After the first few times my boyfriend and I had sex, I experienced a bit of bleeding. Not enough to worry about, but I told him anyway.)

Boyfriend: “I feel bad.”

Me: “It’s not really your fault, though.”

Boyfriend: “What, so you’re saying ladies’ vaginas just bleed regularly?”

Me: “Yes, baby, every month. Every month.”

Boyfriend: “Oh, right.”