A Solution To The Resolution

(It is new year’s, after our company has gone home. We are lying in bed talking about resolutions.)

Boyfriend: “Are you making any resolutions this year?”

Me: “No, I break them no matter how ridiculous they are. I could suggest a few for you though.”

Boyfriend: “Like what?”

Me: “Clean more, train the dog, make a commitment to your girlfriend.”

Boyfriend: “Are you proposing to me?”

Me: *in my most sarcastic voice* “Yeah. Will you marry me?”

Boyfriend: “It seems so sudden, but okay. This might look better on you though.”

(He hands me a beautiful ring. He still won’t let me live it down that “I” proposed.)