A Solemn Resignation
(An old male customer walks up to my register.)
Me: “How are you today?”
Customer: “I’m old and ugly!”
Me: “Well, that’s not a very nice thing to say about yourself.”
Customer: “You, on the other hand, might get old, but never ugly.”
Me: “Aww, thanks.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.