A Soft Spot For Him

(I’ve just woken up and noticed that there’s more pillows and duvets on the bed than when I went to sleep the night before.)

Me: “What’s this duvet doing here?”

Girlfriend: “You stole both the pillows and the duvet last night.”

Me: “So, why didn’t you steal them back?”

Girlfriend: “I tried, but you started growling at me. I decided it would be easier to just find new ones.”