A Soda By Any Other Name
I have just finished putting out the Diet Cokes in the chiller when a customer comes up to my register and, by coincidence, asks:
Customer: “Are there any Diet Cokes left?”
Me: *Puzzled.* “They’re all in the chiller here.”
Customer: “Yeah, I saw them, but they’re all reserved.”
Me: “We, uh, don’t reserve our sodas.”
Customer: *Picking up a random bottle.* “Then who is Peter?!”
Me: “That’s the ‘Share A Coke’ campaign. It has the names of various people on the labels, but they’re not reserved.”
Customer: “Oh. Well, that’s stupid.”
Yeah, THAT’S the stupid thing in this situation.
