A Sneeze Not To Be Sniffed At

(My friend sneezes violently and loudly. Our whole group jumps.)

Friend #1: “What the h*** was that?!”

Sneezing Friend: “Sorry!”

Friend #2: “Your sneezes are so powerful! They always scare me!”

Sneezing Friend: “I don’t think I’ve ever had a ‘normal’ sneeze in my life.”

Friend #1: “Have you tried holding it in?”

Sneezing Friend: “You can’t hold back a sneeze; it’s like giving birth without the pushing!”