(Around 2 a.m, a man comes in and is searching up and down the aisle I am stocking.)
Me: "Hello sir, can I help you find anything?"
Customer: "No, it’s much too embarrassing to ask for."
Me: "Okay, well let me know."
(He walks away and continues searching. Five minutes later he’s back.)
Customer: "I’ve decided I don’t care how embarrassing it is."
Customer: "Where’s the lube!?"