A Smooth Transaction

(Around 2 AM, a man comes in and is searching up and down the aisle that I am stocking.)

Me: “Hello, sir, can I help you find anything?”

Customer: “No, it’s much too embarrassing to ask for.”

Me: “Okay, well, let me know.”

(He walks away and continues searching. Five minutes later he’s back.)

Customer: “I’ve decided I don’t care how embarrassing it is.”

Me: “Okay.”

Customer: “Where’s the lube?!”