A Slippery Slimy Slope
(I cashier at a food booth for a festival every year. One year, a customer comes up to order with a large stuffed animal of a blue clown fish sticking out of his jeans pocket. He pulls the fish out of his pocket and points it at me.)
Customer: “Would you like to kiss my fish?”
Me: “Uh, no. Thank you.”
Customer: “Alright.”
(At the moment, my little sister is sitting next to me doing some work. He then points to my sister, who isn’t paying attention.)
Customer: “Does she want to kiss my fish?”
Me: “Uh, no, she definitely doesn’t.”
Customer: “Haha, okay.”
(He takes his food and leaves.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
