A Slight Wrinkle In Their Romance

| Romantic | February 4, 2016

(I’ve bought a new shower gel and I’m not sure about the scent.)

Me: “Be honest. Do I smell like someone’s grandmother?”

Boyfriend: “A little…”

Me: “Oh…”

Boyfriend: “But sexy!”

Me: “Ew.”

Boyfriend: “That… came out wrong. I meant, like someone’s grandmother when they were sexy. Like forties femme fatale vintage sexy. Not like, wrinkly sexy grandma.”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: “It smells great. You smell great. If I kiss you will you forget about sexy grandmas?”

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