A Slight Bump In The Road

| Romantic | March 4, 2015

(I’m a tomboy, and also have a tendency to be contrary for the h*** of it.)

Boyfriend: “You’re a girl.”

Me: “No, I’m not.”

Boyfriend: “You have boobs.”

Me: *without thinking, grabbing my boobs* “These aren’t boobs!”

Boyfriend: “Oh yeah? What are they then?”

Me: “They’re… umm… speed bumps!”

Boyfriend: *face-palm*

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