A Slight Bump In The Road
(I’m a tomboy, and also have a tendency to be contrary for the h*** of it.)
Boyfriend: “You’re a girl.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
Boyfriend: “You have boobs.”
Me: *without thinking, grabbing my boobs* “These aren’t boobs!”
Boyfriend: “Oh yeah? What are they then?”
Me: “They’re… umm… speed bumps!”
Boyfriend: *face-palm*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
