A Slender Chance Of Inappropriate Behavior

| Related | June 2, 2014

(I’m staying with my older brother for a while. At the moment, I’m cleaning the kitchen.)

Me: *singing the ‘Slender Man’ song under breath*

Brother: *hugs me from behind* “Roar!”

Me: “GAAAH! NO, SLENDY, I DON’T WANNA HAVE TENTACLE SEX WITH YOU!”

Brother: “… Do I even want to?”

Me: “Oh! Uh… hi?”

Brother: “I’m cutting off your Internet access.”

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