A Slave To Puns
Boyfriend: “Are we going to do the Spartacus workout tonight?”
Me: “I was planning on it.”
Boyfriend: “THIS… IS…SPARTA!”
(He grabs me from behind, spins me around, and kisses me.)
Boyfriend: “That was a Spartakiss!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
