A Sky High Request

Customer: “Come quick! There’s a weird loud noise!”

Me: “Is it the air conditioner? Is it another guest?”

Customer: “No, it’s neither of those! I don’t know what it is but it’s keeping me up!”

(I go to see.)

Customer: “You hear it? It’s here.”

(I hear a faint thud thud thud noise.)

Me: “Sir, I think that’s a helicopter outside.”

Customer: “It keeps coming back. What are you go to do about it?”

Me: “Sir that’s probably a government helicopter. I can’t call the government and tell it not to go.”

Customer: “Stupid government!”