A Sizeable Innuendo

(At the garment factory where I work, Coworker #1 is having trouble fitting some parts together and asks our lead for help.)

Coworker #1: “[Lead], why won’t this fit?”

Lead: “Look at the labels. You’ve got two different sizes. That’s right, girls! Sometimes size does matter!”

(Coworker #2 and I burst into laughter.)

Lead: “Oh, hush, you two! An extra large won’t fit in a medium.”

Me: “[Lead], you’re not helping your cause.”