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A Simple Pimple Friendship

, | Friendly | June 27, 2014

(My best friend is staying with me overnight in my college dorm room. This conversation occurs through the rather-thin bathroom door after a long day of volunteering at the local art fair.)

Me: “Eep!”

Friend: “What is it?”

Me: “Huge pimple on my backside.”

Friend: “How huge?”

Me: “Call the bomb squad huge.”

Friend: *knocks on the door* “I got the bomb squad for you!”

Me: *opens door slightly to see what she is talking about*

Friend: *hands me her specialized body scrub* “Best team in the business, ma’am. The field will be clear in no time!”

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