A Simple Hello Would Have Sufficed

(I have just taken the client’s information and asked him what kind of issue he is having.)

Client: “Well, I’ve been having some problems with my emai–”

(I hear the guy pull the phone away from his mouth.)

Client:*yelling* “HEY, SHUT THE F*** UP MOTHERF*****!”

Someone Else In The Background: “NO, YOU’RE THE MOTHER-F*****, A**HOLE! YOU SHUT THE F*** UP!”

(After about ten seconds of silence the guy comes back on the line and continues describing his problem like nothing ever happened.)