A Simple Hello Would Have Sufficed

(I had just taken the client’s information and asked him what kind of issue he was having.)

Him: “Well, I’ve been having some problems with my emai–”

(I hear the guy pull the phone away from his mouth.)

Him, yelling: “HEY, SHUT THE F*CK UP MOTHERF*CKER!”

Someone else in the background: “NO, YOU’RE THE MOTHERF*CKER A**HOLE! YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP!”

(After about ten seconds of silence the guy comes back on the line and continues describing his problem like nothing ever happened.)