A Sikh Misunderstanding

Friend: “Is it true you really have a cousin who’s a Sith Lord?”

Me: “What? Not that I know of. Where did you ever hear that from?”

Friend: “From [Mutual Acquaintance who knows other members of my extended family].”

Me: “Umm… Are you maybe talking about [Cousin]?”

Friend: “Just ‘cousin’ is all I know.”

Me: “Okay, well, [Cousin] is Sikh. S-I-K-H. It’s an Indian religion.”