A Sickly Sweet Sandwich
(It’s morning, and my boyfriend texts me asking how I’d slept. I tell him that I woke up in the middle of the night to find my cat sleeping next to me.)
Boyfriend: “Aww! I’m jelly!”
Me: “I’m peanut butter!”
Boyfriend: “Let’s make a sandwich together!”
Me: “But, we need bread!”
Boyfriend: “We’ll make a metaphorical sandwich with love as the bread!”
Me: “That may be the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard you say.”
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