A Shed-load Of Useless Advice

| Indian Orchard, MA, USA | Friendly | April 25, 2016

(My son and I are walking our Malamute down the street. The dog is shedding his winter coat and looks shaggy.)

Lady: “What a nice dog!”

Me: “Thanks!”

Lady: “You should rub burned oil on him. It would clear up his coat and kill any fleas.”

Me: “Really? You mean motor oil?”

Lady: “Yes, burned oil.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll do that. We’ll see how it works. Thanks!”

Lady: “Bye.”

Me: “Have a nice day!”

(The lady walks away.)

Me: *to my son* “Not in this lifetime.”

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