A Sharp Observation
(I am known for carrying scissors and apparently attacking people, though I generally do not TRY to harm anyone. This conversation happens after Friend #2 walks past me.)
Me: “[Friend #1]! [Friend #1]!”
Friend #1: “What?”
Me: “I just succeeded!”
Friend #1: “How?”
Me: “I just resisted the urge to stab [Friend #2]!”
Friend #1: “What? Who are you and what have you done with [My Name]?”
Me: “[Friend #3] is not going to believe this.”
Friend #3: *appearing* “What’s happened?”
Friend #1: “[My Name] had scissors and didn’t stab anyone.”
Friend #3: “What?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the worst boss/manager you’ve ever had!