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A Sharp Observation

| Friendly | September 4, 2016

(I am known for carrying scissors and apparently attacking people, though I generally do not TRY to harm anyone. This conversation happens after Friend #2 walks past me.)

Me: “[Friend #1]! [Friend #1]!”

Friend #1: “What?”

Me: “I just succeeded!”

Friend #1: “How?”

Me: “I just resisted the urge to stab [Friend #2]!”

Friend #1: “What? Who are you and what have you done with [My Name]?”

Me: “[Friend #3] is not going to believe this.”

Friend #3: *appearing* “What’s happened?”

Friend #1: “[My Name] had scissors and didn’t stab anyone.”

Friend #3: “What?”

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