A Shapely Comeback

| Romantic | February 13, 2015

(I’m having lunch with my husband and I’m feeling depressed and self-conscious about how I look.)

Me: Sorry I’m so fat and out of shape.

Husband: *while looking at the menu* “Yeah. Me, too.”

(He meant that he was sorry he was out of shape, too, but wasn’t paying attention to the wording.)

Husband: *as his face goes pale* “No! That’s not what I meant! I meant I’m out of shape! God!”

(I died laughing. Luckily I knew what he meant as soon as he said it, but he still felt bad.)

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