A Shake As Thick As Your Skull
Customer: “I’d like to order two large chocolate thickshakes, but I don’t want them to be too thick.”
Me: “Well, would you like milkshakes then?”
Customer: “No, I want thickshakes. Just don’t make them too thick.”
Me: “Well, milkshakes are less thick versions of–”
Customer: *explodes* “NO! I WANT THICKSHAKES!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?