A Serious Case Of Old-Timers

(I am cutting the hair of an eighty-six-year-old man. He asks if I’m from the area, and I tell him I live in an apartment building nearby.)

Customer: “So, you live there with your husband?”

Me: “I live there with my boyfriend and my best friend.”

Customer: “You live with your boyfriend?”

Me: “Yep.”

Customer: “And you’re not married?”

Me: “Nope.”

Customer: “But you live together?”

Me: “Right.”

Customer: “I’ve never heard of that before.”