A Serial Ponderer
(This occurs during a shift in which a fellow coworker keeps pointing out whenever I think aloud, and makes an issue out of it by questioning my sanity.)
Coworker: *completely serious* “So, have you ever killed someone?”
Me: “No! Why would you even ask that?”
Coworker: “I thought I might catch you off guard!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?