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A Self Cuddle Befuddle

, , , | Romantic | February 12, 2014

(My boyfriend is currently in university and studying for his exams. I’m sitting on the sofa, a little bored.)

Me: “You know what I wish? I wish we could cuddle all day long.”

Boyfriend: “Aw, I wish we could, too. But you know I have to finish studying first.”

Me: “I’ll cuddle with myself then. Hi, [My Name]. How are you? You look so pretty today! Oh, [My Name], thank you! You deserve some kisses!” *smooch, smooch* “Do you want some cuddles?” *starts patting my head and hugging myself* “I love you so much, [My Name]. Maybe we could—”

Boyfriend: “STOP IT!”

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