A Self Cuddle Befuddle
(My boyfriend is currently in university and studying for his exams. I’m sitting on the sofa, a little bored.)
Me: “You know what I wish? I wish we could cuddle all day long.”
Boyfriend: “Aw, I wish we could, too. But you know I have to finish studying first.”
Me: “I’ll cuddle with myself then. Hi, [My Name]. How are you? You look so pretty today! Oh, [My Name], thank you! You deserve some kisses!” *smooch, smooch* “Do you want some cuddles?” *starts patting my head and hugging myself* “I love you so much, [My Name]. Maybe we could—”
Boyfriend: “STOP IT!”
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