A Second On The Hips, A Lifetime On Your Lips

| Related | January 8, 2012

(My mom takes both my friend and I home from school sometimes. Today she is on the phone with my grandma, talking about the staff at the nursing home. My mom’s speakerphone is on.)

Mom: “Oh, you mean [name]?”

Grandma: “Yes, her. She’s the really tall one with the huge hips that look like they don’t belong to her.”

Mom: “Mom, you’re on speakerphone, and there’s two teenage boys in the car listening.”

Grandma: “Yes, she’s very…nice.”

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