A Scoop Too Far

| Working | July 10, 2017

(I and five other of my friends go to a ice cream parlor for a birthday.)

Me: “Oh, okay, it’s not busy today.”

Friend #1: “Should we buy three and share?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, that’s fine.”

Me: “Can we please have three scoops of chocolate please, all separate.”

Worker: *monotone* “Okay. Is that it?”

Friend #3: *looks around at everyone*

Everyone Else: *nods*

Friend #1: “Holdup! My mom said we all can get one instead of sharing.”

Me: “Sorry, can we get three more of the chocolate.”

Worker: *slamming the glass door covering the ice cream* “I asked you if that was it! God…”

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