A Scientific Explanation Isn’t Going To Cut It
Customer: “I want a book about how the Earth is only six-thousand years old.”
Me: “The theology section is upstairs to the left.”
Customer: “No, it needs to be a science book. My son’s science teacher says the Earth is older than what the Bible says, and I need to prove him wrong.”
Me: “We don’t have any science books like that?”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “Why don’t we have any science books that claim the Earth is only six-thousand years old?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Well… because… Science.”
Customer: “Ugh! You’re just saying the same thing as those idiots on the school’s Facebook group!” *Storms off.*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
