A Sauce Of Confusion
(I go to a sandwich shop for lunch. There’s one girl making sandwiches alone, but luckily it isn’t busy, because this ensues:)
Me: “I’d like the regular chicken carbonara on wheat, please.”
Worker: “For here or to go?”
Me: “For here.”
(She starts making my sandwich.)
Worker: “I accidentally put ranch on it.”
(She then starts to put other toppings on it.)
Me: “Wait! I don’t like ranch!”
Worker: “Oh… I’ll just start a new one, then? Do you even want alfredo sauce?”
Me: “Yeah, that’s what comes on the sandwich.”
Worker: “And it’s to go?”
Me: “For here.”
Worker: “I thought you said to go.”
(My sandwich turned out as described by some miracle! I still can’t believe she was just going to try to sub alfredo for ranch, instead of just making the sandwich I asked for.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
