A Rush Of Blood On A First Date
Restaurant | Romantic
| June 23, 2015
(I am on a date with a soon-to-be boyfriend. This is one of the first times we have been out, but it still isn’t awkward since we’ve been friends for a while. For some reason, I am admiring the steak knives on the table. They seem unusually big and sharp for a place like this.)
Me: “Wow, these steak knives are really big!”
Him: “Nah, they’re totally normal sized knives!”
Me: “Oh, come on! You could totally kill someone with this knife!”
Him: *facial expression suddenly turns really creepy* “Oh, babe, you know I wouldn’t kill you with a knife. There would be way too much blood…”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
