A Rush Of Blood On A First Date

(I am on a date with a soon-to-be boyfriend. This is one of the first times we have been out, but it still isn’t awkward since we’ve been friends for a while. For some reason, I am admiring the steak knives on the table. They seem unusually big and sharp for a place like this.)

Me: “Wow, these steak knives are really big!”

Him: “Nah, they’re totally normal sized knives!”

Me: “Oh, come on! You could totally kill someone with this knife!”

Him: *facial expression suddenly turns really creepy* “Oh, babe, you know I wouldn’t kill you with a knife. There would be way too much blood…”