A Royal Idiot

Customer: “You have a beautiful accent! What country are you from?”

Me: “Oh, haha. Thanks, ma’am, but it’s the same country as you. I’m from New England.”

Customer: *Disappointed* “Oh… is anyone here from Old England?”

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: “I just love watching The Crown!”

Me: “Well, I—”

Customer: “Does New England have a Queen, too?”