A Royal Idiot
Customer: “You have a beautiful accent! What country are you from?”
Me: “Oh, haha. Thanks, ma’am, but it’s the same country as you. I’m from New England.”
Customer: *Disappointed* “Oh… is anyone here from Old England?”
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: “I just love watching The Crown!”
Me: “Well, I—”
Customer: “Does New England have a Queen, too?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
