A Rose By Any Other Smell
(My friend and I are just chatting and have somehow moved onto the topic of sweat and body odor.)
Me: “No, but seriously, I really don’t sweat that much.”
Friend: “Yeah, I’m sure you don’t. I know your mom.”
Me: “I didn’t take after my mom, though. And even when I sweat, I really don’t smell all that bad.”
Friend: “Whatever.”
Me: “No, seriously, I don’t stink when I sweat!”
Friend: *sarcastically* “Yeah, yeah, I’m sure your armpits smell like roses ALL the time.”
(I start giggling and run off to the bathroom. I return a moment later with my deodorant, which I hand to my friend. The scent? Parisian Rose.)
Friend: “…Shut the f*** up.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?